I don’t. Don’t worry, Derek, I totally believe you.
I’d rather let Laura set me up.
That is not an invitation to have Laura set me up. I do not want Laura to set me up. Oh? Nope, too late, you already said it!
That sounds interesting. Consider my pledges signed up. I was thinking of dropping them in the woods a couple miles outside of town at night and telling them they have till morning to get back, or their out. It worked for my pledge class.
I’ll take that as a yes!
Make them do both. Do the woods thing first, then do the flashmob. Whichever idiots don’t drop out after the woods plan, will definitely drop out after the mob. It’s Mamma Mia, and I’ve never met a guy who’s willing to even sit through that musical, let alone do one of the numbers from it. So, yes. Woods then mob.
I already have something planned, but feel free give me suggestions.
Let’s pretend you were a hundred percent more enthusiastic?
Well, Allison and I are planning this flashmob that you could force them to participate in, but what’s your idea?
I don’t know, we could always keep it the way it is and just acronym it. OGMPLBOUAF. …Okay, maybe we should work on the name.
We do all win! And I’m really glad I know you, too, Bi. You are the coolest!
We’ll work on it later.
While it’s very much true that I’m cool, I think you’re equally, if not more cool, Miss Argent.
Oh, I gotcha! Well, in that case, Bianca and Allison with their Fab Flashmob to the rescue! All of the losers who don’t want to party with us will quit, and the fun people will remains!
Aww, mine too. I mean, they’re best friends already, but I think it would be good for them to get out and have fun. Plus, it sounds like they’ll really get along! I mean, my mom can come off as a little serious, but she’s totally a blast. I’m sure they’ll love each other!
Yes! Operation Get Moron Pledges to Leave Because of Our Utter Awesome Flashmob is a go. We’ll work on the name, later.
Exactly! Hey, Allison, I’m really glad I know you. I mean, you make my life better, and you and your parents will make my parents’ lives better, too. We all win!